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The rules



Britney watching

Sunday February 3, 2008
The Observer


Rule #1 Don't be too scathing about Brit's behaviour - she is ill, after all.

Rule #2 But you can discuss the hair weaves with impunity.

Rule #3 And the clothes - they have always been bad.

Rule #4 Child custody simply isn't funny, though.

Rule #5 Support her financially: buy Blackout - against all expectations, it's actually really good!





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