Who's who in bonks and romps

Jacqueline Susann

Died in 1974, aged 54

Who: Tried and failed as a model, an actor, a singer and a playwright before finally writing one of the best-selling novels of all time.

Best known romp: Valley of the Dolls. A scandalous account of three women trying to make it in the world of show business while getting sidetracked by drugs and cads.

Success: Released in 1966 it was one of the first of its kind, selling more than 30 million copies, and obvious inspiration for Jackie Collins (see below).

Last word: 'Way back then they didn't think Shakespeare was a good writer. He was the soap opera king of his day.'

Danielle Steel

Age: 59

Who: The queen of gold-embossed front covers.

Best known romp: Jewels, a story of epic proportions spanning five decades, is full of passion and international intrigue.

Success: Steel has a staggering 70-plus novels under her belt, so it's not a huge surprise that more than 500 million of them have been sold worldwide. Steel banks around $25million every year.

Last word: Her stories are the kind that the Channel Five afternoon movie schedulers dream about.

Jilly Cooper

Age: 69

Who: Our home-grown alternative to Ms Steel, with less saccharine.

Best-known romp: Has to be her 1986 classic, Riders. Full of skulduggery, romance and sexual adventure.

Success: All six of the Rutshire Chronicles, of which Riders is the first, have sold well over a million copies each in the UK, earning our Jilly an OBE.

Last word: 'A lot of people read them with different jackets. I slightly mind.'

Harold Robbins

Died in 1997, aged 81

Who: American author who used the classic combo of sex, money and power to produce bestsellers.

Best known romp: The Carpetbaggers. Released in 1961 it was said to be not so loosely based on film producer Howard Hughes' life.

Success: Robbins' 20 books have been translated into 32 languages and sold over 50 million copies.

Last word: Not for the prudish: Robbins' books cover page-turning titillations ranging from nymphomania to sadomasochism.

Jackie Collins

Age: 65

Who: Baby sister of Joan.

Best known romp: Hollywood Husbands, if only for the fact that we all tried to work out who their real-life counterparts were.

Success: Giving Ms Steel a run for her money, Jackie's books have sold over 400 million copies.

Last word: 'I write about real people in disguise. If anything, my characters are toned down - the truth is more bizarre.'

Who's who in bonks and romps

This article appeared in the Observer on Sunday October 08 2006 on p18 of the Features section. It was last updated at 00:42 on October 08 2006.

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