- guardian.co.uk, Sunday February 10 2008 00.18 GMT
- The Observer, Sunday February 10 2008
1. Johnny Depp (new entry)
For the £1 million donation to Great Ormond Street Hospital. It wasn't exactly a million out of his own pocket, but still...
2. Johnny Depp (new entry)
And also for going to Great Ormond Street dressed as a pirate, to read stories to the inmates. Seriously. Our lust - which was never exactly low-key now knows no bounds. Not a single bound.
3. Obama (up)
We don't know at the time of press whether or not he's got the gig - but we will fancy him regardless.
4. Sharon Horgan (up)
Our great girl crush of 2007 is reinvigorated, now that series two of Pulling (BBC2, 10pm, Mon) is on the box.
5. Jerome 'Le Rogue' Kerviel (new entry)
The 31-year old Frenchie who lost Société Générale £3.7 billion, and who may or may not be at least slightly responsible for current economic issues - and who is, let's face it, hot.
6. Jean Sarkozy (down)
Ousted by Le Rogue. We can only lust after one Frenchman at a time.
7. The king from ITV1's The Palace (new entry)
Hot monarchy! Cor!
8. Tommy Lee Jones (up)
Oldie, craggy, and so stupidly, stupidly good in The Valley of Elah that we find ourselves... stirred.
9. Take That (down)
Mainly because, despite serious campaigning through the medium of print, not a single one of them has deigned to sleep with a single one of us.
10. Philip Glenister (new entry)
If the best thing in the world is telly, then he's the best thing on the best thing (Ashes To Ashes, BBC1). After Sharon Horgan, obvs.
